This is one's first attempt at fanfic, so please bear with one. It is written in script format (or pretty close), and anyone wishing to animate it is free to do so. The story takes place in between episodes 55 and 56 of the DIC dub of Sailor Moon. And Reenie is away, touring the countryside with Serena's folks. Sailor Anvil: A Sailor Moon/Animaniacs fanfic by Taper Wickel. (We'll skip the theme song. Open with the title screen.) Title: Terror at TMS (Scene: A Shinto shrine. Five teenaged girls are standing in a group talking. They are: Raye, a priestess at this shrine with long black hair in a red and white kimono; Amy, with short blue hair in a sailor suit (school uniform); Lita, a very tall girl with brown hair in a pony-tail, wearing a brown and white dress; Mina, with long blonde hair in a sailor suit from a different school; and Serena, with long blond hair done up into two bunches of hair on top of her head (kind of like meat-balls), with long pony-tails down her back, dressed in the same outfit as Amy. They are joined by two cats with crescent moons on their foreheads: Luna, a black female, and Artemis, a white Tom.) Amy: Luna, any idea of what those Negamoon creeps are up to? Luna: No. I really don't understand yet. They want to destroy "Crystal Tokyo", but I don't know what that is. Raye: My fire reading couldn't come up with a thing. Lita: So, all we can do is wait? Artemis: I'm afraid so. Unless someone comes out of nowhere and tells us where they'll strike next. (Out of nowhere appears a girl with black fur and a white face, dressed in a pink skirt (no top) and white gloves, and wearing a flower tying back her ears.) Dot: They're attacking Tokyo Movie Shinsa. (The girls are nonplussed.) Mina: Who are you? Dot: My name is Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third. But you can call me Dot. I'm a sailor scout, like you. Serena: Ummm, Sailor... Scouts? What are you talking about? Dot: It's okay. Watch. (She produces a transformation stick, holds it up and says:) Anvil Power! (She waves the stick above her head. Her skirt dissolves and she spins around, her body shimmering under the surface. Tiny anvils and mallets fly from her wand and coalesce into a leotard and blue pleated skirt, with pink bows on her chest and on the back of her skirt. Two anvils drop from the sky and form a sort of collar to the leotard, and her feet are covered with knee-high pink army boots.) Sailor Anvil: I am Sailor Anvil! Luna: Well, she certainly seems authentic... (A black cat with a white face and a red baseball cap on backwards runs up) Wakko: Faboo! (Notices Luna) Hello, Cat Nurse! Artemis: (Glowers a bit) Luna: Oh. Hello, Wakko. It's been a long time. Artemis: Not long enough. Lita: (Ignoring the cats) I never heard of the planet Anvil. Sailor Anvil: Well, it's more of an asteroid, but I read the manga. Come on. The Droid Freelance is trying to destroy TMS. Serena: Okay. Moon--Crystal--Power! Amy: Mercury--Star--Power! Mina: Venus--Star--Power! Raye: Mars--Star--Power! Lita: Jupiter--Star--Power! (They transform to their respective Sailor Scout identities.) Sailor Moon: Let's go! (Commercial break. Reopen on the outside of an animation studio.) Sailor Mercury: (Puts her hand to the side of her head and goggles appear.) There's a droid in there, all right. Sailor Moon: So, how do we get in? Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter--Thunderclap--Zap! (A hole is blasted out of the wall) The easy way. (They all charge into the building, Sailor Anvil leading the way. The come upon Droid Freelance, a female with thick lines, sloppy animation, and bad lip-sync (and she doesn't have the excuse of being first produced in Japan). At first, she doesn't notice the Sailors, being too involved in trying to destroy the place.) Sailor Moon: Hey! Droid breath! Stop it! Droid Freelance: Who are you? Sailor Moon: I thought you'd never ask. I fight for love and justice! And in the name of the moon, I will punish you! I'm Sailor Moon! Droid Freelance: Oh. (Blasts a shower of pencils from her hand) Sailor Moon: Aaaaaaa! (She is caught by the spray of pencils, and looks like a scribble by a three-year-old child raised by wombats in New Zealand.) Sailor Mars: Mars--Fire--Ignite! (The droid sidesteps the fireball.) Droid Freelance: And now for that Sailor Anvil! Sailor Anvil: Aie! (As the droid reaches out to blast Sailor Anvil, a rose cuts across her hand. Panning up, we see a tall man in a tuxedo, top hat, mask and cape.) Sailor Scouts: (Except Sailor Anvil) Tuxedo Mask! Sailor Anvil: Hello, Nurse! Tuxedo Mask: Be brave, Sailor Scouts! You canmmmph... (He is cut off as Sailor Anvil leaps into his arms and kisses him.) Sailor Moon: Hey, he's mine! Sailor Mars: Sailor Moon, he dumped you, remember? Sailor Moon: Don't remind me, Mars. (Sailors Moon and Mars glare at each other, while Tuxedo Mask is turning blue from lack of oxygen.) Tuxedo Mask: (Manages to break the kiss and puts Sailor Anvil down.) Now, beat that Droid! Sailor Anvil: (Offhandedly) Anvil--Smash--Kablooie! (The droid is flattened by an anvil from the sky.) Tuxedo Mask: Now, Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon: Moon--Scepter--Elimination! (The droid dissolves into fine dust particles, and the crystal from her forehead falls and goes dark.) Sailor Anvil: Now for you, cape boy... Tuxedo Mask: Eep! (Turns and disappears) Sailor Moon: Hey, Anvil, what are you thinking, trying to steal *my* boyfriend? Sailor Anvil: Okay. You can have him back. But do your crystal healing thing, 'kay hon? You look awful. Sailor Moon: Oh, no, and Tuxedo Mask saw me like this... Wahh! Sailor Mars: Snap out of it! Sailor Moon: Oh, all right. Moon--crystal--healing! (She reverts to her usual animation.) Sailor Anvil: Well, it's been fun, kids, but I've gotta go. (She shifts back to her initial outfit.) Luna: What? Where are you going? Dot: Burbank. I have to be back in the water tower by bedtime. Bye! Wakko: We'll be back though. Sailor Moon: To help us fight evil? Wakko: Not exactly. There's this great sushi place down the road... Luna: (Laughing) Well, don't be stangers. (She tickles Wakko's nose with her tail.) (Wakko's tongue lolls out in pleasure, dragging on the ground.) Dot: Come on, Wakko... (She grabs him by the tongue, and snaps him up like a yo-yo.) Byee! (She and Wakko disappear, Wakko mumbling something about being hungry.) Artemis: You always paid too much attention to Wakko. Luna: (Coyly) Artemis, you're not jealous, are you? Artemis: (grumbles a bit and wanders off.) Sailor Says Serena: I really like cartoons and comic books. Luna: There's a shocker. Serena: But the drawings should be good. Amy: Too often, studios try to cut corners and do a shoddy job. Serena: Good animation is TMS animation. Sailor Moon Says! (Giggles) Credits: Sailor Moon Characters created by Takeuchi Naoko. North American distribution by DIC, and one thinks that they hold the US copyrights and trademarks. Dot and Wakko Warner are copyright and Trademark 1996 by Warner Brothers. The story is copyright 1996 Jeffery Tyler 'Taper' Wickel.